Contributed by a reader
They come, they go, head honchos called Deans,
Each one instigating yet another counting of beans,
Trim trim the gold standard crew,
Yet another, yet another, PS review!
Need to make cuts, budget slicing, push push,
Take the quality service, reduce to homogeneous mush,
central can students support, no, just a number, no chat,
Academics watch out, your workloads to grow with
Better to trim faculties to essential management,
Keep the gold standard service, avoid student lament,
Do you see, do you listen, what keeps us afloat?
Oh hey, too late, they’re on the
Panic in granadaland
better sorry than safe
dragging us into a black and white photograph
their tongues are silver forks. There’s a lack of wisdom, you can hear it on their breath
empowering your opinion with impartial information.
For the avoidance of subtext
a frontier without borders, a subtext without regulatory alignment
complicated actuarial subtext
ambitious managed divergent subtext
the stable genius of a shithole subtext
giving our graduates the tools to make subtexting happen.
Building a subtext that works or everyon
the future ain’t what it used to be
be realistic and demand the impossible
accelerate… but remember speed kills.