Contributed by a reader
They come, they go, head honchos called Deans,
Each one instigating yet another counting of beans,
Trim trim the gold standard crew,
Yet another, yet another, PS review!
Need to make cuts, budget slicing, push push,
Take the quality service, reduce to homogeneous mush,
central can students support, no, just a number, no chat,
Academics watch out, your workloads to grow with
Better to trim faculties to essential management,
Keep the gold standard service, avoid student lament,
Do you see, do you listen, what keeps us afloat?
Oh hey, too late, they’re on the