SHART ATTACK

FROM: Jacob Woolly, President, LuVE-U Student Experience Co-ordination Unit.
TO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U); Jan Huelier, President, LuVE-U UCUnison.
SUBJECT: UCUnison action.

Dear both,

I am writing to you regarding the outcome of the SECU’s discussion on the impending strike action. I know that over the past couple of years, the SECU has taken a softly-softly approach to political matters on campus.

That’s why I thought it best to warn you that my fellow officers and I have decisively agreed to to empower students’ opinions with impartial information.

Now, I’m sure that this resolution speaks for itself, but just in case it doesn’t, I have to make clear to you that our resolution is going to have serious implications for you.

Since we are clear that our stance is to allow students to decide what stance to take, we put up a post on FaceBook encouraging students to visit the UCUnison and LuVE-U websites in order to emancipate their standpoint. That post has been up for eight hours and already has a post reach of 193, so I hope your bandwidth can handle the spike in visitors to your site. In the same post, we encourage students to ask other people about the strike instead of us – Jan, you can expect your members to have an extra large backlog of emails in the coming weeks.

You’re probably used to the SECU giving you an easy ride, and our less compromising approach might come as a shock to you – can I seek your assurances that our resolution will be taken seriously?

Best,

Jacob.

***

FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U)

TO: Hewlett Venklinne, Lead Director – Brand Enforcement

Subject: FW UCUnison action

Hewlett — he sounds serious. Are the servers going to crash ???

MMS.

***

FROM: Hewlett Venklinne, Lead Director – Brand Enforcement

TO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U)

Ha-haaaaaaaaa ! No, don’t worry Mike…

Comments are closed.