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SHART ATTACK

FROM: Lord Rod E.L. Girdle, Pro-Chancellor, Lune Valley Enterprise University.
TO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U).
DATE: 13/1/2018, 03:45AM
SUBJECT: New Appointment

Mike,

I trssust your well. Listen I’m just art a gatheringt in London, and who shouild I run into but Toby Young? I have just been talking to him now, and hre told m that hes at a bit of a loose end at the moment. He asked if there was anthing going at the moment, and seeing him reminded me that we aer in need of a new lay member of the council, and in particular a chiar of the equalitty and diversity committe,.,

I thing he wouldf definitely be ideal. Hes got a caustic wit but on top of that, he tells me he has JUST finished a term of service on no less than thre Office for Students. THe OfS itself! That to me is exactly what we need at LuVE-U. WAhat do you think?

Respedybelly your
Rod.

PS. Can you please get me Langleys No. 8 next Christmas. Thar Gordon’s gin you got me doesnt have an affect at all.

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FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U).
TO: Lord Rod E.L. Girdle, Pro-Chancellor, Lune Valley Enterprise University.
DATE: 13/1/2018, 07:45AM
SUBJECT: re: New Appointment

Dear Rod,

Sorry, I was sound asleep when you sent that email, as I always am well before 3AM. I trust the night was a good one and that you’re in good enough condition for the next Council meeting, which is in an hour.

I can’t say I’m familiar with Toby Young, but Hewlett has made me aware of some of the recent press coverage of him. He’s a big fan of a Hugh Genix? I don’t know, Hewlett sounded quite tired when I phoned him, but I get the impression that Young is clearly a public figure of great prominence and precisely what we need. As ever I trust you to make a meritocratic appointment, so go right ahead.

Best,
Mike.