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You’ll never own Dr. Spencer, but you can bag your very own Morgan Merch.

product photo of a gift mug that says HISTORY DOESN'T REMEMBER at the top, and GOOD GIRLS at the bottom in gilt writing. in the middle is a professional portrait photo of a glamorous, beautiful lawyer with long dark hair posing outside court. the picture has a gilt border. the mug is oversized with a fancy handle. the background is studio white. HISTORY DOESN’T REMEMBER GOOD GIRLS

OVERSIZED MUG

Perfect capacity for all the tears of your enemies. Ideal Mothers’ Day gift.

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product photo of a white t-shirt that says YOU CAN'T CENSOR at the top, and THE SPENCER at the bottom in gold writing. in the middle is a professional law firm portrait photo of a glamorous, self-satisfied lawyer with long dark hair posing outside a court. the picture has an ornate gilt border. the t-shirt is modelled by a woman in ripped jeans. the background is studio white. YOU CAN’T CENSOR THE SPENCER

CLASSIC WHITE T

One size: epic. Slay in style.

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close-up product photo of a lush gold conference lanyard with "ASK ME ABOUT" written down one side, and "MY COURTROOM WINS" written up the other side. the name card is for DR. MORGAN SPENCER, with SPENCER ANALYTICS™ in gilt writing underneath, and a small photo of a glamorous lawyer with long dark hair. the model is in a hoodie. the background is studio white. ASK ME ABOUT MY COURTROOM WINS

GOLD CONFERENCE LANYARD

Access all areas with VIP ID.

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a product photo of a large degree certificate on rich, thick, cream coloured paper. in the middle, the words SPENCER ANALYTICS™ are written over a gold spectrogram. above the spectrogram are the words, "CERTIFIED EXPERT FORENSIC LINGUIST". underneath are ticked bullet points beneath saying "deception detection", "threat analysis", "linguistic fingerprinting", "authorship identification", and "covert surveillance". the certificate is elaborately signed in gold ink by Dr. Morgan Spencer. the bottom right of the certificate has a lush gold wax seal with red ribbons, with a stylised fingerprint stamped into it. the certificate has a rich gilt border. the background is studio white CERTIFIED EXPERT FORENSIC LINGUIST

SPENCER ANALYTICS™ CERTIFICATE

Validate your competence with this beautiful A3 gilt certificate, complete with genuine wax seal. Perfect response to tiresome cross-examination.

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product photo of a gold gavel with the head unscrewed to reveal that it is a USB drive. the handle reads SPENCER ANALYTICS and AUTHOR ID CALCULATOR in embossed writing. the background is studio white AUTHOR ID CALCULATOR

GUARANTEED ID VERIFICATION APP

Need to prove the author’s identity? The proprietary Spencer Analytics™ calculator will give you guaranteed results, every time.

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