{"id":542,"date":"2018-05-10T12:50:53","date_gmt":"2018-05-10T12:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/?p=542"},"modified":"2018-07-26T12:52:01","modified_gmt":"2018-07-26T12:52:01","slug":"shart-attack-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2018\/05\/10\/shart-attack-9\/","title":{"rendered":"SHART ATTACK"},"content":{"rendered":"

FROM: Enoch Benito McAdolf, President, LuVE-U White Christian Preservation Society<\/span><\/p>\n

TO: Jacob Woolly, President, LuVE-U Student Experience Co-ordination Unit<\/span><\/p>\n

Dear Jacob,<\/span><\/p>\n

I would like to thank you for disregarding the absurd notion that I am trying to set up some kind of Nazi society. Advocating for the preservation of a white, Christian Europe is nothing like Nazism because Hitler was an atheist, and I am glad that the officers accepted our reasoning so readily at our last meeting.<\/span><\/p>\n

As per your request, here is the annual budget for our proposed student society. I trust that your societies committee will have no issues with this.<\/span><\/p>\n

White cloth and scissors, \u00a387<\/span><\/p>\n

Wooden stakes, \u00a330<\/span><\/p>\n

Nails, \u00a360<\/span><\/p>\n

Hydrogen peroxide solution, \u00a340<\/span><\/p>\n

1 litre industrial fertiliser x 6, \u00a322.85<\/span><\/p>\n

10 kilos pig carcasses, \u00a31.46 per kilo<\/span><\/p>\n

1 kilo vaseline, \u00a310<\/span><\/p>\n

Best,<\/span><\/p>\n

EMcA<\/span><\/p>\n

***<\/span><\/p>\n

FROM: Jacob Woolly, President, LuVE-U Student Experience Co-ordination Unit<\/span><\/p>\n

TO: Enoch Benito McAdolf, President, LuVE-U White Christian Preservation Society<\/span><\/p>\n

CC: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U)<\/span><\/p>\n

Hi Enoch,<\/span><\/p>\n

Nothing amiss here as far as I can see mate. Have copied in the VC as the uni’s been wanting to monitor the group for some reason. I would send this back to the societies committee but they keep going on at me.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jacob.<\/span><\/p>\n

***<\/span><\/p>\n

FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U)<\/span><\/p>\n

TO: Jacob Woolly, President, LuVE-U Student Experience Co-ordination Unit<\/span><\/p>\n

CC: Hewlett Venkklinne, Head of Positive Institutional Perception Synergy<\/span><\/p>\n

Hi Jacob. Not had chance to look over what this white christian preservation society entails, but Hewlett tells me that the movement is deeply rooted in British history – something about national socialism? Should keep the unions happy. Go right ahead, sounds good.<\/span><\/p>\n

Mike.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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