{"id":469,"date":"2018-03-15T07:08:34","date_gmt":"2018-03-15T07:08:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/?p=469"},"modified":"2018-05-11T07:39:00","modified_gmt":"2018-05-11T07:39:00","slug":"shart-attack-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2018\/03\/15\/shart-attack-8\/","title":{"rendered":"SHART ATTACK"},"content":{"rendered":"

FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U).
\n<\/span>TO: Hewlett.Venkklinne123@blueyonder.co.uk
\n<\/span>SUBJECT: Interview with student journalist<\/span><\/p>\n

Hi Hewlett,<\/span><\/p>\n

I trust you\u2019re well. I was just writing to show you how well the department has been functioning since I subsumed your responsibilities. Only the other day, I did an interview with a student journalist, the highlights of which you can listen to here:<\/span><\/p>\n

Went rather well, I thought!<\/span><\/p>\n

MMS.<\/span><\/p>\n

PS. I hope you find a new job soon.<\/span><\/p>\n

PPS. Can you critique the interview so that I can be even better next time. Ta.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U). TO: Hewlett.Venkklinne123@blueyonder.co.uk SUBJECT: Interview with student journalist Hi Hewlett, I trust you\u2019re well. 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