{"id":341,"date":"2018-02-15T17:34:46","date_gmt":"2018-02-15T17:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/?p=341"},"modified":"2018-02-15T18:05:38","modified_gmt":"2018-02-15T18:05:38","slug":"okstupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2018\/02\/15\/okstupid\/","title":{"rendered":"OKSTUPID"},"content":{"rendered":"

Roses are red,<\/span><\/p>\n

Violets are fair.<\/span><\/p>\n

Let\u2019s have some stalking<\/span><\/p>\n

In Alexandra Square.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Roses are red,<\/span><\/p>\n

Stalking is dark.<\/span><\/p>\n

Let’s hope there’s no violence<\/span><\/p>\n

In Alexandra Park.<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Roses are red,<\/span><\/p>\n

Blah blah blah blah.<\/span><\/p>\n

Stalkers are creepy<\/span><\/p>\n

So why empower them by providing a vehicle for people to send anonymous messages to people they are obsessed with in a socially legitimised context?<\/span><\/p>\n

https:\/\/twitter.com\/LancasterUni\/status\/963061422891692032<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Roses are red, Violets are fair. Let\u2019s have some stalking In Alexandra Square.   Roses are red, Stalking is dark. Let’s hope there’s no violence In Alexandra Park.   Roses are red, Blah blah blah blah. Stalkers are creepy So … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":568,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[218,232,217],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-adsoc","tag-issue-173","tag-vd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s99sHo-okstupid","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":550,"url":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2018\/05\/10\/bus-evacuation\/","url_meta":{"origin":341,"position":0},"title":"BUS EVACUATION","author":"Johnny Unger","date":"May 10 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"On April 29, 1975, Operation Frequent Wind saw the evacuation of those Americans who remained is Saigon at the end of the Vietnam War. 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