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FROM: Jacob Woolly, President, LuVE-U Student Experience Co-ordination Unit.<\/span>
\nTO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U); Jan Huelier, President, LuVE-U UCUnison.<\/span>
\nSUBJECT: UCUnison action.<\/span><\/p>\n

Dear both,<\/span><\/p>\n

I am writing to you regarding the outcome of the SECU\u2019s discussion on the impending strike action. I know that over the past couple of years, the SECU has taken a softly-softly approach to political matters on campus.<\/span><\/p>\n

That\u2019s why I thought it best to warn you that my fellow officers and I have decisively agreed to to empower students\u2019 opinions with impartial information.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now, I\u2019m sure that this resolution speaks for itself, but just in case it doesn\u2019t, I have to make clear to you that our resolution is going to have serious implications for you.<\/span><\/p>\n

Since we are clear that our stance is to allow students to decide what stance to take, we put up a post on FaceBook encouraging students to visit the UCUnison and LuVE-U websites in order to emancipate their standpoint. That post has been up for eight hours and already has a post reach of 193, so I hope your bandwidth can handle the spike in visitors to your site. In the same post, we encourage students to ask other people about the strike instead of us – Jan, you can expect your members to have an extra large backlog of emails in the coming weeks.<\/span><\/p>\n

You\u2019re probably used to the SECU giving you an easy ride, and our less compromising approach might come as a shock to you – can I seek your assurances that our resolution will be taken seriously?<\/span><\/p>\n

Best,<\/span><\/p>\n

Jacob.<\/span><\/p>\n

***<\/span><\/p>\n

FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U)<\/span><\/p>\n

TO: Hewlett Venklinne, Lead Director – Brand Enforcement<\/span><\/p>\n

Subject: FW UCUnison action<\/span><\/p>\n

Hewlett — he sounds serious. Are the servers going to crash ???<\/span><\/p>\n

MMS.<\/span><\/p>\n

***<\/span><\/p>\n

FROM: Hewlett Venklinne, Lead Director – Brand Enforcement<\/span><\/p>\n

TO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U)<\/span><\/p>\n

Ha-haaaaaaaaa ! No, don\u2019t worry Mike…<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

FROM: Jacob Woolly, President, LuVE-U Student Experience Co-ordination Unit. TO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U); Jan Huelier, President, LuVE-U UCUnison. SUBJECT: UCUnison action. 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