{"id":289,"date":"2018-01-18T16:40:52","date_gmt":"2018-01-18T16:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/?p=289"},"modified":"2018-01-18T17:21:55","modified_gmt":"2018-01-18T17:21:55","slug":"shart-attack-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2018\/01\/18\/shart-attack-5\/","title":{"rendered":"SHART ATTACK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FROM: Lord Rod E.L. Girdle, Pro-Chancellor, Lune Valley Enterprise University.<br \/>\nTO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U).<br \/>\nDATE: 13\/1\/2018, 03:45AM<br \/>\nSUBJECT: New Appointment<\/p>\n<p>Mike,<\/p>\n<p>I trssust your well. Listen I\u2019m just art a gatheringt in London, and who shouild I run into but Toby Young? I have just been talking to him now, and hre told m that hes at a bit of a loose end at the moment. He asked if there was anthing going at the moment, and seeing him reminded me that we aer in need of a new lay member of the council, and in particular a chiar of the equalitty and diversity committe,.,<\/p>\n<p>I thing he wouldf definitely be ideal. Hes got a caustic wit but on top of that, he tells me he has JUST finished a term of service on no less than thre Office for Students. THe OfS itself! That to me is exactly what we need at LuVE-U. WAhat do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Respedybelly your<br \/>\nRod.<\/p>\n<p>PS. Can you please get me Langleys No. 8 next Christmas. Thar Gordon\u2019s gin you got me doesnt have an affect at all.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U).<br \/>\nTO: Lord Rod E.L. Girdle, Pro-Chancellor, Lune Valley Enterprise University.<br \/>\nDATE: 13\/1\/2018, 07:45AM<br \/>\nSUBJECT: re: New Appointment<\/p>\n<p>Dear Rod,<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I was sound asleep when you sent that email, as I always am well before 3AM. I trust the night was a good one and that you\u2019re in good enough condition for the next Council meeting, which is in an hour.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t say I\u2019m familiar with Toby Young, but Hewlett has made me aware of some of the recent press coverage of him. He\u2019s a big fan of a Hugh Genix? I don\u2019t know, Hewlett sounded quite tired when I phoned him, but I get the impression that Young is clearly a public figure of great prominence and precisely what we need. As ever I trust you to make a meritocratic appointment, so go right ahead.<\/p>\n<p>Best,<br \/>\nMike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FROM: Lord Rod E.L. Girdle, Pro-Chancellor, Lune Valley Enterprise University. TO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U). DATE: 13\/1\/2018, 03:45AM SUBJECT: New Appointment Mike, I trssust your well. Listen I\u2019m just art a gatheringt in London, and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2018\/01\/18\/shart-attack-5\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":568,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"SHART ATTACK","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[183,202,182],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shart-attack","tag-eugenics","tag-issue-171","tag-toby-young"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p99sHo-4F","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":705,"url":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2018\/09\/13\/shart-attack-11\/","url_meta":{"origin":289,"position":0},"title":"SHART ATTACK","author":"Johnny Unger","date":"September 13 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Far be it from the subtext collective to be inward-looking and disinterested in the goings on at other universities. 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Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U) SUBJECT: Cathy Smithen-Wesson Comments on Floods Cathy Smithen-Wesson's utterly ubiquitous response to the floods Councillor Chas Phockwoddes is today TRIGGERING the absent\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;shart attack&quot;","block_context":{"text":"shart attack","link":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/category\/shart-attack\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":387,"url":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2018\/03\/01\/shart-attack-7\/","url_meta":{"origin":289,"position":4},"title":"SHART ATTACK","author":"Johnny Unger","date":"March 1 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"DRAFT FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U). TO: Rosemary Thyme, Education Editor, The Times. SUBJECT: Your article. Dear Rosemary, I am writing to you regarding the coverage in an article you wrote for the Times. In particular, you name me, the Vice-Chancellor of LuVE-U, as one\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;shart attack&quot;","block_context":{"text":"shart attack","link":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/category\/shart-attack\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":250,"url":"http:\/\/wp.lancs.ac.uk\/subtext\/2017\/12\/07\/shart-attack-4\/","url_meta":{"origin":289,"position":5},"title":"SHART ATTACK","author":"Johnny Unger","date":"December 7 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"FROM: Alan Pushers, Head of Technological Innovations and Solutions TO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U). 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