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FROM: Chris Heaton Harris, MP for Daventry.<\/span>
\nTO: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U)<\/span><\/p>\n

Dear Professor Shart,<\/span><\/p>\n

I was wondering if you would be so kind as to supply me with the names of professors at your establishment who are involved in the teaching of European affairs, with particular reference to Brexit.<\/span><\/p>\n

Furthermore, if I could be provided with a copy of the syllabus and links to the online lectures which relate to this area I would be much obliged.<\/span><\/p>\n

I sincerely hope you are able to provide me with such and I look forward to hearing from you in due course.<\/span><\/p>\n

Yours sincerely,<\/span>
\nChris Heaton-Harris MP<\/span><\/p>\n

***<\/span><\/p>\n

FROM: Mike M. Shart, VC, Lune Valley Enterprise University (LuVE-U) <\/span>
\nTO: Chris Heaton Harris, MP for Daventry<\/span>
\nCC: Hewlett Venkkline, Executive Controller: Populace Perception Precision<\/span><\/p>\n

Dear Chris,<\/span><\/p>\n

Many thanks for your interest in Lune Valley Enterprise University. I must confess to being a little unaware of individuals within the Government, but I am informed by our Executive Controller of Public Misperception Interception, Hewlett Venkklinne, that you have recently attained some prominence within the media, with \u2018Lord Patten\u2019 and the Chief Exec of UUK both having commented on your recent campaigning activity.<\/span><\/p>\n

I feel that you are an ideal candidate for an Honorary Fellowship of LuVE-U – Hewlett tells me that the nature of your work would make you particularly useful in our ambitions to form partnerships with institutions in mainland China.<\/span><\/p>\n

I have to say that I am a robust defender of academic freedom, and at Lune Valley our professors are free to think what they want, so long as they do it in their own time and not when they are being paid by the University. Therefore, I will of course furnish you with the details of our many, many professors and their views on Brexit. In the meantime, Hewlett has asked me to stress to you that he definitely voted \u2018Leave.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

Best,<\/span>
\nMike.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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